You know you’re a mom when…

1. You get really excited over a text from daycare announcing that your kid pooped.
2. Without hesitation, you offer yourself as a human Kleenex.
3. The only moments of silence you get during the day (and sometimes the night) is while you shower. Notice I didn’t even say when going to the bathroom… because let’s get real… you are NEVER alone for that.

I could list about 100 more things that scream MOM, but I’m also a working mom, and my lunch isn’t that long…